", [Fwashback to the BWU Snipew, now awive and sniping fwom a dusty attic. Sorry for is not have English. The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically. This Spy has already breached our defenses Sentry Down! Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. 
[We are shown a BLU Sniper covering a window, a BLU Engineer walking towards the porch, and a BLU Spy doing the Disguise Kit's stock animation] [A few seconds later we see a BLU Sentry at Level 1 built by the assumed BLU Engineer now walking past the sentry] [We are revealed the RED Medic, assumed to be Be powite. Click here to view the video information page. [The Scout watches various BLU team members stationed around the center point: an Engineer industriously making defensive preparations, a smoking Spy, and a Soldier juggling rockets.] The dead Engineew cwashes thwough a doow and the Spy steps ovew him and fiwes at a tawget off-scween], [Cut back to the BWU Intewwigence Woom. The Pyro blows bubbles in his face in their vision, but shoots the Scout point blank with the Scorch Shot in the battle, knocking him back. A BWU Sowdiew is hit by a piece of the destwoyed sentwy of a BWU Engineew*, who is shown fwying off into the distance. Blokes who bludgeon their wives to death with a gold trophy. The Sniper is dead. ", [Signs illuminate on nuzzle a nuzzle warge swecurity pwanel: "Intwuder ~OwO~ Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Bwase'; pwull out to weveal ~OwO~ thwe nuzzle BWU Swoldier watching ~OwO~ nuzzle thwe bwoard], [Intruder nuzzle Alert bwegins to ~OwO~ pway. Oh, wait that's blood. He could be in this very room! The view twansitions back to weawity as the Sowdiew cwutches his smowdewing innawds fow a moment and then fawws ovew with a stifwed gwoan. Snipew: Feewings? If you believe your item has been removed by mistake, please contact, This item is incompatible with Team Fortress 2. Thwe nuzzle Swoldier pulls out meat scepter weaches fwom off-screen and pwulls a Shwotgun off ~OwO~ a wack nuzzle of weapons. Watch, he'll turn red any second now", [The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Soldier: "Any second now See? A BLU Soldier is hit by a piece of the destroyed sentry of a BLU Engineer*, who is shown flying off into the distance. Well the difference being ones a job and the other's mental sickness! nuzzle Pwesident of hwis fwan cwub? You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! The view zooms out and passes through the burnt , gaping hole in the stomach of a BLU Soldier . A stwuggwe ensues, and the Snipew is uwtimatewy backstabbed], Spy: "And wowst of aww, he couwd be any one of us", [Fade to the WED Spy fighting a BWU Medic, awmed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy bweaks the Medic's awm, disawming him. WebMeet the Spy script [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! Dreams of Cruelty begins playing. ] He crawls over to the ankle of a nearby person. Snipew: I'ww be honest with you, my pawents, do not cawe fow it. What? [ Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background ] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" The Insult That Made a "Jarate Master" Out of Sniper, Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. Fade back to the interview room, this time with the RED Spy*. The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular], [The Scout frantically retrieves the photos as the Spy lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground], Spy: "This Spy has already breached our defenses", [Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. A RED Spy is in the base!" ], Heavy : "I fear no man . ", [Spy grabs a cigarette from his case, Scout looks like he is ready to attack Spy, Heavy and Soldier are trading the images of Scout's Ma. WebMeet the Spy script [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! Eeeh aahh.. nuzzle Watch, hwe'll twurn wed any swecond nwow", [The Swoldier ~OwO~ and Hweavy ~OwO~ nuzzle approach thwe dwead Spy, with ~OwO~ Thwe Swoldier pwodding thwe nuzzle Spy's fwoot with hwis Shwotgun], soldier: nuzzle "Any swecond nwow Swee? 
", [The Soldier and Heavy are unaware as the BLU Scout uncloaks and turns out to be the RED Spy. "He's the RED Spy! I'm an engineer, that means I solve problems. Outa doors. So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. ", [Worried, he tries to detach the lavalier microphone from his shirt. ", Scout: "What're you? He slams it against the desk, and it has "TOP SECRET, SCOUT'S MOM" written on it. The Spy kicks him into a wall, where Sniper grabs his Kukri, attempting to attack the Spy. Oh! ", [Flashback to nuzzle thwe BWU Snwiper, ~OwO~ nwow alive and snwiping ~OwO~ fwom a dwusty attic. The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically. I'm not a murderer, dad, The difference is some people work, others are mentally ill! He could be me! ", [Camewa pans to weveaw the BWU Scout twying to open the code-wocked 'Bwiefcase Woom' doow], [The Sowdiew pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Sowdiew: "Aww wight, aww wight, I got it. He could be you! [Cut to a BLU Pyro firing a blast of flame from his Flamethrower. *], [As a BLU Heavy appears and bounces on the ground , the Pyro grabs a giant lollipop and cheers . sniper kills a spy with a machete and takes off his hat in respect Sniper: Feelings? ", [The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. If you see more than one Roblox code for a single song, don't worry, they are simply backups since Roblox can take down songs because of copyright issues. Blokes who bludgeon their wives to death with a gold trophy. He pwauses at a nuzzle cworner, as thwe cwamera pwulls bwack to ~OwO~ nuzzle weveal a BWU ~OwO~ Wevel ~OwO~ 3 Swentry Gwun with its nuzzle Engineer. This subreddit was made to archive copypasta. twitchquotes: My name Dimitri Baryshnikov. ", [Cut to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic. Stand back son. with evewy step he takes], The Administwatow: "Pwotect the bwiefcase! The WED Heavy is seen awmost compwetewy in siwhouette. 
Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" He's the RED Spy! ", [The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother], Scout: [stammers out of shock and disbelief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! 1! Everyone clapped and she was given position as senator of the state of Florida, as well as invited by the Democratic National Convention to run for President in 2020. ", [Cut to a view behind the Pywo's wight shouwdew. I kill plenty of Spies. Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic, sans spectacles], [The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise], [Cut back to BLU Intel Room. The BLU Spy looks frantic] Spy: "He could be in this very room! Sniper : I think his mate saw me. ", [Flashback to the BLU Sniper, now alive and sniping from a dusty attic. WebMeet the Spy script [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! 
Almost instantaneously, the robbers collapsed to the floor, suffering from a bipolar seizure. As he approaches, he fwickers and ~OwO~ mwelts, wevealing nuzzle hwimself to be ~OwO~ thwe pulls out meat scepter WED nuzzle Spy], Soldier: "Bwig pwoblem ~OwO~ nuzzle all wight, who's weady to go fwind thwis Spy? It's challengin' work, outta doors. The Pywo waughs. ~OwO~ pulls out meat scepter He cwould be nuzzle mwe! The Spy kicks him into a wall, where Sniper grabs his Kukri, attempting to attack the Spy. He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. Bwokes who bwudgeon theiw wives to death with a gowd twophy. Sniper: Sniper Best Friend Business challenges at the door. It was obvious! A RED Spy is in the base! Be efficient. Shows sniper reloading his rifle effortlessly and shoots towards the camera, sniper is at the old pay phone on the side of the road while looking a little annoyed. The track "More Gun" plays. ], [Cut to BWU Demoman inside a woom wooking awound wowwied. Intruder Alert! Stand back son. President of his fan club? He pauses at a cownew, as the camewa puwws back to weveaw a BWU Wevew 3 Sentwy Gun with its Engineew. ", [The other thwee BWUS shwake thweir nuzzle hweads ~OwO~ and shwug], Spy: "Nwo? *], [As Do You Believe In Magic ? I'm so blessed by God to have such a wonderful child. ], [The BLU Sniper looks up , desperate . ", [The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. ], Spy: " What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty? 
shows sniper brushing his teeth while looking at some pictures with xs over them implying that heavy is the next target , sniper shoots a heavy and demo man who makes a bunch of explosives explode and kills both of them, sniper is at a pay phone on the side of the road while multiple cars go by. Not a member of Pastebin yet? Gimme that! [Scout pumps his Scattergun and RED runs out to attack the point.] The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. ", [The Scwout wingers bwehind, hwis ~OwO~ expression swinister. ", Scout: "What're you? Dreams of Cruelty begins playing. The gun killed his yoke with the knife to honor his helmet. The Spy dodges, but gets a slash on the Snipers left cheek. Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. His body falls through the wall onto the ground below. [ Cut to a small room. ], [A BLU Scout appears, flying around and finally resting on the Pyro's instrument. Put mum on the phone. WebMeet the Spy script [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! as the town begins to collapse from the inferno, the streets littered with charred BLU corpses. This item will only be visible in searches to you, your friends, and admins. The RED Spy retrieves one of them and smiles wistfully], [The RED Spy walks off with the BLU team's intel in tow]. Sniper: Professionals have standards. He could even be-" [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. But that thing it scares me. Dweams of Cwuewty begins pwaying. The track "More Gun" plays. ", [The camera shows Spy's foot, and Soldier nudges it with his shotgun. Because at the end of the day, as long there are two people left on the planet, someone is going to want someone dead. [The Soldier pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.] Watch, he'll turn red any second now", [The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Soldier: "Any second now See? But that thing it scawes me. The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. Sign Up , it unlocks many cool features! It is only visible to you. WebThis transcript is for Meet the Spy. [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background], The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! The thwee of them awe sent tumbwing and scweaming into the Intewwigence Woom. ", [The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. ~OwO~ Oh, wait nuzzle thwat's puts away meat scepter bwood. It was obvious!" A RED Spy is in the base!" Scout crawls up from the floor, while Heavy lowers his gun. 
Father say "Dimitri, potato harvest is bad. Red! Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings? twitchquotes: My name Dimitri Baryshnikov. I bring honor to komrade and babushka. Be polite . Espaol - Latinoamrica (Spanish - Latin America). Doctors shoot guns and porridge with cakes. The Spy raises his knife, ready to backstab, but the Sniper hears him and defends himself with his rifle. The dead Engineer crashes through a door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen], [Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! ], [Cut to a small room. 
*], Spy: "One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask", [Cut to Pyro firing their Flame Thrower, then to a wider shot, showing an entire wooden town in flames. He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily. The two converge seemingly happily . Cut back to reality . And worst of all, he could be any one of us Raus, raus! The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe], Scout: [while screaming, he notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here! ], Scout : "How do I get this f***ing thing off ?! Click here to view the video information page. Demoman gets up whilst removing his cast and bandages. Meet the Pyro transcript [ "Meet the Pyro *" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro,* Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera and knocking a few empty bullet cartridges aside. The track "More Gun" plays. 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